Sometimes, I’ll be flossing my teeth, and think, “Goddamn, it’s a good thing thing I floss my teeth, because FUCK y’know?”
And my mouth is like, “Wholeheartedly, yes. Good god, man. Jesus. Did you blow a dead elephant? What the fuck? Why?”
“Can I say I work on the Internet?”
“Then I will say nothing.”
I will do whatever the fuck I want. Within the confines of moral and socially ethical values, of course.
But still. Fuck normal, fuck judgment, and fuck you.